marvelheroes:

You really should stop.

spideymans:

Listen, the day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler, who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland Mansion of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven’s Gate-looking motherfucker…on that day, I’ll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request.

Deadpool (2016) dir. Tim Miller

peteysparkers:

Deadpool… Now that sounds like a fucking franchise.

quinn-harleen:

This last shot has to pull out, but it’s the only thing pulling out tonight.

crystalmreed:

Morena Baccarin as Vanessa Carlysle in Deadpool (2016)

scarlettsjohanson:

I didn’t just get the cure to El Cancer… I got the cure to El everything.

neganslucille:

Then whose kitty litter did I just shit in?

cr.