spideymans:
Listen, the day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler, who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland Mansion of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven’s Gate-looking motherfucker…on that day, I’ll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request.
Deadpool (2016) dir. Tim Miller
quinn-harleen:
This last shot has to pull out, but it’s the only thing pulling out tonight.
scarlettsjohanson:
I didn’t just get the cure to El Cancer… I got the cure to El everything.